A man goes to a bar with his dog.  He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink.

The bartender says, “You can’t bring that dog in here!”

The guy, without missing a beat says, “This is my seeing eye dog.”

“Oh man, “the bartender says, “I’m sorry. Here, the first one’s on me.”

The man takes his drink and goes to a table near the door.

Another guy walks in the bar with a Chihuahua.

The first guy sees him, stops him and says, “You can’t bring that dog in here unless you tell the bartender it’s a seeing eye dog.

The second man graciously thanks the first man and continues to the bar. He asks for a drink. The bartender says, “Hey, you can’t bring that dog in here!”

The second man replies, “This is my seeing eye dog.”

The bartender says, “No, I don’t think so. They don’t have Chihuahuas as seeing eye dogs.”

The man pauses for a half second and replies, “What? They gave me a Chihuahua???

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